Anonymous asked:

How often do you masturbate?

wish-i-was-a-nymphet:

concentrationlamp:

concentrationlamp:

hotwinger:

Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.

FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

rjxzerox:

santa:

shewalkslikethunder:

maritsa-met:

buzzfeed:

This shark gotten eaten by another shark as it was being fished out of the water. In other news, I’m never going in the water again. 

Yo dawg I heard you like sharks so I put a shark in your shark so you can fish while you fish

Smaller shark is just having the worst day.

This is horrifying

Sharkception?

rjxzerox:

santa:

shewalkslikethunder:

maritsa-met:

buzzfeed:

This shark gotten eaten by another shark as it was being fished out of the water. In other news, I’m never going in the water again. 

Yo dawg I heard you like sharks so I put a shark in your shark so you can fish while you fish

Smaller shark is just having the worst day.

This is horrifying

Sharkception?

ultrafacts:

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That fucking Al Gore

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts HERE

That fucking Al Gore

(Source: epic-humor)

palmist:

i love this blooper 

thebambideer:

natfesolai:

I haven’t even heard of half these countries

yoooooo lmaoooo

thebambideer:

natfesolai:

I haven’t even heard of half these countries

yoooooo lmaoooo

(Source: yonceallonmymouthlikesnickers)