I just remembered when I was younger, after playing a ludicrous amount of video games I wiped out thinking I could double jump.
How often do you masturbate?
Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.
FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE
This shark gotten eaten by another shark as it was being fished out of the water. In other news, I’m never going in the water again.
Yo dawg I heard you like sharks so I put a shark in your shark so you can fish while you fish
Smaller shark is just having the worst day.
This is horrifying